Bush, McCain call for offshore drilling while Midwest towns are drowning

The nerve of these guys! Tim Russert tragically passed away, and the Midwest is under water! This morning, President Bush called for removing a federal ban on offshore oil drilling. This

"increase in supply" is supposed to alleviate some of the high oil price blues, however the amount of additional oil will barely impact our oil prices. The worst natural disaster since

Katrina, and these men ask for more oil profit!

Disappointingly, Obama is Not a Guarantee

With Bush's approval rating down to a new low of 29% and McCain's promise for more of the same, it would seem that Obama can't loose. However, there are five things that Matthew Rothschild has said may not help his campaign. 

1. Massive Mistake - Obama needs to keep a clear head and stay away from any misspeaking.

2. Plunderous Debates - He can't mess them up.

3. Say "No" to Cocaine - His past nose candy experimenting may be detrimental.

4. Race - America's uneasy blood will get a boiling.

5. Bush Bombing Iran - A new military conflict would be honey for McCain.

McCain Wants to Drill off Coast

John McCain is hoping for votes from the "I Love Oil" camp, what else is new in the news these days? McCain is proposing that the federal ban on offshore oil drilling be lifted to help soaring gas prices. McCain believes this will help combat America's dependence on foreign oil. 

Come on McCain, I thought you were trying to distant yourself from the rest of your party!

Map of Humanity

I was looking through the newest top news on current dot com today when I stumbled upon this map posted by thedismemberentplan. This is one crazy depiction on the state of humanity!